Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

    Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Server Type Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    Environment Casual
    Communication Active Discord/Realm
    Community Community Elected Positions

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement for players? We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
    What is the goal of the server? The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
    Is there any creative content or mods on the server? All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    How can I join the server? Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Star Shards Collected: 153 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

    > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

    Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

    But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

    And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LingoFail Minecraft Server

    LingoFail Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MathCraft: No Room for Squares

    MathCraft: No Room for Squares
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Dimension Hops: 12
    Mines Excavated: 3207 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Magic Items Found: 7427
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Potions Brewed: 138

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/system-monitoring/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Runes Activated: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Potions Brewed: 83 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 3825
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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