Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7510

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2730	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1546	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Emeralds Found:	4819
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Emeralds Found:	2392

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.