so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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