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CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

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> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Items Found:	4481	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Haters Gonna Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crops Grown:	2966
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1790	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ores Mined:	3710
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBrits

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Emeralds Found:	5404
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2