so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

    MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

    Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

    But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

    Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

    But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

    So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky B*tches

    Blocky B*tches
    Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Goon Squad

    Crafty Goon Squad
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

    Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9058

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

    Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Ores Mined: 7837 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

    Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

    MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server
    Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

    Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 4254 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Celeb Chaos

    Crafty Celeb Chaos
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magic Items Found: 2334
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

    JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy
    Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

    With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

    Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Botan’s Blocky Hunt

    Botan’s Blocky Hunt
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

    Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Emeralds Found: 7523
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

    CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den
    > Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

    > Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

    > Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

    > Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

    > Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

    > They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

    > In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9234 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

    Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars
    Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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