| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2311 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9302 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 231 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4366 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 84 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 258 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Server Information |
|---|
| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 450 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 965594 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 833 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5010 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2573 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 130 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5971 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1968 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6150 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5711 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4957 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 402 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9791 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9986 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9363 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 1389 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2324 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6476 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9874 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6388 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1280 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
