| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9237 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5103 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 3459 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3468 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8641 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5234 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1175 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4907 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5345 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 104 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1405 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9911 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2008 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3291 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 70 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9421 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Votes: | 7594 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8688 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 810 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2835 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9682 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Server Name | The Pale Garden |
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| Server Version | 1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP) |
| Game Mode | Hard gamemode – survival |
| Features |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server IP? | melonsurvival.minecraft.best |
| Is there a Discord? | discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE |
| What is the Bedrock Port? | 19132 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5645 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7319 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.
Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.
From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.
So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!
