| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7040 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 315 |
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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9093 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5146 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1058 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8821 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4446 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4876 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5484 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Server Information |
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| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9737 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2216 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1202 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8787 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9069 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8313 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2073 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7844 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7555 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7919 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2122 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7220 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4836 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9255 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2546 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
