Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Mines Excavated: 4193 Dragon Eggs Found: 3982
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dimension Hops: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 193980

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4137
    Animals Bred: 124 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Farms Harvested: 443 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Dimension Hops: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Potions Brewed: 159 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Potions Brewed: 54
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 447

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 122
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Runes Activated: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 120 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 New Chunks Explored: 867194
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63 Crops Grown: 3292
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 New Chunks Explored: 896240
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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