Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

    Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft
    join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

    we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

    come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 200 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

    EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

    Minecraft Server Information

    Server Type Java IP server
    Java IP 32.221.180.7
    Bedrock IP 31.221.180.7:19132
    Description Join our cross-platform semi-vanilla survival server and embark on thrilling quests with friends.
    Community Small, tight-knit community of around 4 active users a day

    FAQ

    Can I join the server on Bedrock?

    Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock at the provided IP address.

    What type of server is it?

    The server is a semi-vanilla survival server.

    How many active users are on the server?

    Around 4 users are active on the server daily.

    What can I do on the server?

    You can explore, build, survive, and embark on quests with friends.

    How do I join the server?

    You can join using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

    Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

    Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

    BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

    Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

    Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

    CreeperGang Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

    We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 358 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NeverAgainCraft

    NeverAgainCraft
    Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

    RocketRaiders Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 1740

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MayhemCraftUK

    MayhemCraftUK
    So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Potions Brewed: 28

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Coffin Wood Tree Farm

    Coffin Wood Tree Farm
    Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

    And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

    CoughCraft: Salty Solutions
    So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

    So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

    ””B r i t  M i n e c r a f t  S M P””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

    MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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