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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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