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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Potions Brewed: 21
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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