Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Ores Mined: 2598 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Zonikyo Network

    Zonikyo Network

    A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4599 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

    Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

    So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

    SoloCraft: No Help Needed!
    Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8878 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ores Mined: 2658

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

    CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 41

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

    GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz
    Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Serendora Minecraft

    Serendora Minecraft

    Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

    Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

    Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

    A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

    Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Craft Red

    Craft Red

    We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

    Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

    Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

    So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Towns Built: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

    RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 52 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RespawnWishList

    RespawnWishList
    Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

    Nano Ruler Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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