Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8225 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Potions Brewed: 148 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Alien Abductions: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Emeralds Found: 1030 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ores Mined: 1076
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Farms Harvested: 746
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 358 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 213
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Towns Built: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 769460 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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