Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Farms Harvested: 404
Potions Brewed: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

    SoloCraft: No Help Needed!
    Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 166 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5290
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

    CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

    GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz
    Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Serendora Minecraft

    Serendora Minecraft

    Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

    Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

    Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

    A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

    Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Craft Red

    Craft Red

    We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 615092 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mines Excavated: 4591
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

    Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

    Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 973
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mines Excavated: 2984
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

    So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magic Items Found: 7795

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

    RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RespawnWishList

    RespawnWishList
    Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1208
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

    Nano Ruler Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 New Chunks Explored: 331480
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7562 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Kriegcraft

    Kriegcraft

    Welcome to Kriegcraft!

    a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

    some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

    – Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5109 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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