Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

    Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CustomSt3al

    CustomSt3al

    Season 1

    Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Fabled Realms

    Fabled Realms

    Welcome to Fabled Realms!

    Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

    Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

    Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

    Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

    Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

    Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

    Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition
    Welcome to Shacknews SMP
    Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running Java v1.21.1.
    Is the server P2W? No, the server is not pay-to-win.
    Do you have a Discord server? Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
    When was the server world last reset? The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
    Do you have a modpack? Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HubrisCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

    But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

    Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

    Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

    And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • IndependentCraft

    IndependentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

    Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

    And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 470 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 54

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • EndGameQuest

    EndGameQuest
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Emeralds Found: 3067

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

    CraftyCanuckKremlinNet
    hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

    we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

    so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 336
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

    Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

    You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

    So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5682
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Enchantments Applied: 276 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • RelapseMC

    RelapseMC

    RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

    – Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Nostalgia SMP

    Nostalgia SMP

    Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 226
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4047 Emeralds Found: 9702

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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