Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Alien Abductions: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Warships & Stars
    Modpack Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
    Description Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
    Invite Link https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
    What mods are included in the modpack? Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
    Is the server always online? The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

    Pixel Poo Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

    Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 55 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoHusbandNoWedding

    NoHusbandNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

    We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

    So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Alien Abductions: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

    LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?
    Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Alien Abductions: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PixelPeepers

    PixelPeepers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Magic Items Found: 4132 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyKoreanNATOWar

    CraftyKoreanNATOWar
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

    Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CustomSt3al

    CustomSt3al

    Season 1

    Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Star Shards Collected: 273
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Fabled Realms

    Fabled Realms

    Welcome to Fabled Realms!

    Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

    Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

    Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

    Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

    Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

    Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

    Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition
    Welcome to Shacknews SMP
    Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running Java v1.21.1.
    Is the server P2W? No, the server is not pay-to-win.
    Do you have a Discord server? Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
    When was the server world last reset? The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
    Do you have a modpack? Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HubrisCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

    But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 594 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

    Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

    Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

    And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • IndependentCraft

    IndependentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

    Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

    And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ores Mined: 1979
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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