Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

    Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

    Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

    And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • IndependentCraft

    IndependentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

    Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

    And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Magic Items Found: 3321
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • EndGameQuest

    EndGameQuest
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

    CraftyCanuckKremlinNet
    hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

    we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

    so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2017 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

    Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

    You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

    So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Emeralds Found: 824
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5058 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RelapseMC

    RelapseMC

    RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

    – Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7919
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Nostalgia SMP

    Nostalgia SMP

    Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4736
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 312

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Emeralds Found: 3292 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Villages Defended: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 123 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 180
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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