Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7891
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
Ores Mined: 9530 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 14 Dragons Tamed: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY