DepressoCraft: Anxiety Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Cuties Club

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	5478	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Star Shards Collected:	55	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeperCocktails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!

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Hey there, fellow gamers and meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because Czchan.org is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).

But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?

So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Chaosville Funland

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Welcome to the land of Pure Distilled Korosanium, where the diamonds shine brighter than your future and the creepers are just misunderstood pets! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

Our server is home to the legendary Korosanium tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb to the top. But beware, the tree is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the depths of our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass.

So why wait? Join Pure Distilled Korosanium today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fate’s Folly: Where Minecraft meets chaos and hilarity!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle against evil zombies, and building the most epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Boomer Blockheads

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Are you tired of zoomers being total losers and jerking off to drawings instead of interacting with real women? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to sad and pathetic behavior. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. So come on, join us and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mine By Moonlight – A Minecraft Server for Dead By Daylight Fans!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Piggu edition of Dead By Daylight! Picture this: you’re a killer pig on a mission to catch those pesky survivors who are trying to repair generators and escape. But wait, there’s a twist – the survivors are actually a team of dancing pigs trying to outsmart you!

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. We have bug fixes that will make you squeal with joy, and all things wicked that will leave you oinking for more. Our developer updates are so wild, they’ll make you question reality.

Visit our official website if you dare, and check out our patch notes that are more entertaining than a pig doing a backflip. Need some tips and tricks? Our wiki has got you covered with all the pig-tastic information you need.

And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs – because who wouldn’t want to see a pig in a top hat chasing after a group of dancing survivors? So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a pig-tastic adventure like no other! Oink oink! 🐷🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Softbot Adventures: Where Big Dreams and Big Laughs Collide in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dating life? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement.

We have creeper cuddling sessions where you can snuggle up to those explosive cuties and feel the weight of their love. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you want to eat them out (just make sure to have some TNT handy).

Looking to start a Minecraft family? We’ve got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate and start building a life together. Who needs a real family when you can have a pixelated one?

And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for some truly outrageous fun. We’ve got jobs for you to do, savings to be made, and a height requirement because why not? Plus, if you’re willing to move around, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why we’re the best place to find love, adventure, and maybe even a few explosive surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Liberté Land

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is all about LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, and FRATERNITÉ! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty AF: The only reason we still play Minecraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your epic fighting skills? Look no further, because our server is the sole reason why people still play Soul Calibur 6!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop action. Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to step foot in our world. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon himself tried to challenge our top player to a duel, but ended up running away with his tail between his legs!

But that’s not all – we have legendary loot, secret dungeons, and even a hidden hot tub where you can relax after a long day of slaying mobs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2472	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ApocBlock: Where the only thing scarier than the zombies is running out of diamonds!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the apocalypse is in full swing and the only goal is to survive in the chaos! Forget about preventing or causing the end of the world, here you just have to focus on not getting eaten by zombies or blown up by creepers.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of staying alive in a world where everything is out to get you. Build your shelter, scavenge for resources, and watch out for other players who might try to steal your precious loot.

But beware, the apocalypse has brought out some truly bizarre creatures, like mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant spiders that ride on top of skeleton horses. Can you survive long enough to uncover the secrets of this strange new world?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outlast the apocalypse. Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: survive at all costs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Animals Bred:	109	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1