Updated October 27, 2024
Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine building your own house next to Naruto, going on adventures with Luffy from One Piece, or even having a tea party with Sailor Moon. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where anything can happen.
But be warned, not everything is as it seems. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of evil villains plotting to take over the server and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you be the hero we need?
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of anime madness and crazy adventures, then join our SMP today! Who needs the real world when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft?
Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly, talking cows. These cows not only provided endless entertainment with their hilarious jokes, but they also gave out free diamonds to anyone who could out-moo them in a cow-mimicking contest.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a blocky, teleporting creature in a dimly lit cave.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a floating island made entirely of pancakes. Yes, you read that right. Pancakes. Need I say more?
So come join us for some brekky time fun on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you?
Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Crops Grown: | 6989 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our SMP and decided to build a house made entirely of TNT. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged the entire area with pressure plates. Let’s just say, it was a blast!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame the fiercest dragon with just a pat on the head. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe you’ll become the next dragon whisperer!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are non-stop. From the river to the sea, there’s never a dull moment in our crazy world. See you there, if you dare!
Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 2585 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building and destroying to your heart’s content. Need a break from family drama? We got you covered, as our server is drama-free (unless you bring it with you, then it’s fair game).
And if you’re looking for some family bonding time, bring your loved ones along for the ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets like a sneaky father-in-law stealing from his own son’s bank account. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course).
So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the rarest diamonds. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players for the title of Minecraft champion. See you there!
Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1648 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!
Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!
Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3864 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).