yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s wild, man. but the best part is, if you join this server, all your depression will be cured! like, for real, we got scientists studying your brain waves and stuff, and they found out that playing on our server can totally fix your treatment-resistant depression. it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join us and let’s get rid of those sad vibes together, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 30 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
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