Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Crops Grown: 1175 Animals Bred: 85
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 3317

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Alien Abductions: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixel Land

    Pixel Land

    We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

    Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft
    The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 New Chunks Explored: 330232
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Farms Harvested: 669 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Villages Defended: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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