Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Magic Items Found: 3236 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

    The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CousinRuleBreakerCraft

    CousinRuleBreakerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

    Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Villages Defended: 15 Ores Mined: 6618
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

    LebCraft – No Israeli Demands
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

    Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

    Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

    so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • WaterMelon Mc

    WaterMelon Mc

    Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Solis MC

    Solis MC

    Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Animals Bred: 166 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Farms Harvested: 948 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Crops Grown: 3432 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Falling into the Void: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4299 Enchantments Applied: 75

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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