come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY