| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2738 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9830 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 252 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5899 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2308 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6209 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1344 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Emeralds Found: | 2722 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2452 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6871 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3396 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9025 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5551 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9157 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7362 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Welcome to Cheesecake SMP! |
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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8631 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1937 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4490 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3634 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
