DeckedOutSnitchCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	77
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	62
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crops Grown:	3215
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchantments Applied:	203
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineCraftFitTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9983	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mines Excavated:	1279	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.