Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Runes Activated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

    If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

    And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ShortKingCraft

    ShortKingCraft
    Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

    Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

    So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • VeggieVibesMC SMP

    VeggieVibesMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CringeCraft: The Movie

    CringeCraft: The Movie
    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 245
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 2158

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4482
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183
    Crops Grown: 5654 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 186 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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