DataTrainDerby | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

awkward moments, bedroom mishaps, Communication, CringeCraft, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., emotional intimacy, Fails, funny anecdotes, funny stories, Human Connection, humor, Intimacy, love, Passion, Personal experiences, physical intimacy, relationships, relationships gone wrong, sex, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Votes:	9000
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	498	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

PixelatedPugly

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, facial features, fashion choices, inner beauty, Insecurity, judgment, Perception, personal grooming, physical features, PixelatedPugly, self esteem, self-perception, social interactions, societal norms, societal pressure, Ugly

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ores Mined:	3043
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Potions Brewed:	68	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1505	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, challenge, Community, Discord, End.., Events, Experiment, Factions, gameplay, hang out, Ip:, Mature, Monuments, Nether, Playerbase, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Superflat, Survival, Unique

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

1.21.3, 22 years old, Adventure, alternative lifestyle, backpacking, bohemian, cute girl, dirty hippie girl, earthy, Enchanted, Exploration, free-spirit, Grove, Hippie, nature lover, Nomad, Off the beaten path, outdoor enthusiast, solo travel, travel, unconventional beauty, Village, Wanderlust, young adult

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runes Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8902	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!