DarkHavenAU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2250	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5478
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! 🤯

Join us for the Busta Move Edition where you’ll be busting moves left and right while building the most outrageous structures you can imagine! 💃🏼

Demo Days are the bomb on this server! You won’t believe the crazy creations people come up with. From giant pixel art to mind-blowing redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on this server. 🎉

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will blow your mind. With helpful links and a whole archive of epic threads, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds! 💎

Previous players have reported experiencing levels of fun they never thought possible. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin! 🚀

Remember, on this server, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe, put on your best armor, and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before! 🔥

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most omniscient Minecraft server in the universe! Join us as we explore the depths of phantom currents and hypersentientomniscience while wearing the latest omnilingerie!

Our server is so advanced, we make Star Wars look like child’s play. With our omniphones and timetravel capabilities, we are at least millions of years ahead of the competition. And don’t worry, I promise not to have sex with anyone who isn’t one of my wives.

Join us as we develop omnicities and omnicrafts beyond your wildest dreams. We control the light with every color imaginable, and we even have a massive bed to support us in our sleeping ways.

So come on over for a sleepover anytime you want, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember, Christ is not just King, but God Emperor King Universe Supreme in this crazy world we’ve created.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	148246
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

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Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ores Mined:	4423
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mines Excavated:	1727	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

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Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Clubhouse – Doki Doki Literature LOL #1638

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Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Join us for a wild ride filled with lewd adventures and cute surprises. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you want to scream “DDLC Plus” from the mountain tops!

Monika’s Twitter is like a treasure trove of laughter, guiding you through the madness with expert precision. Need help getting the “good” end? We’ve got a guide that’s more valuable than diamonds in the game!

With so many toys laying around, you’ll never get bored on our server. Explore fan-made content that will blow your mind and download fanfic archives that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on the map for an unforgettable experience that will leave you begging for more. And don’t forget to sing “Your Reality” like your life depends on it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. And remember, we’re here for you, even when things get tough. Just dial the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline and we’ll be there to help you through. Happy crafting!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Rise of the Eepy Anons Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most eepy Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house. And do you know what they did with it? They built a castle made entirely out of diamonds! True story.

But that’s not all. Another player discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow trees. They now rule over this magical kingdom as the unicorn king.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even become a unicorn king, then join our server today! Don’t miss out on all the eepiness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NarutoCraft: Believe It! Join the Village Hidden in the Blocks!

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Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace the chaos and madness of Minecraft like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a pleasure Cube like Madara? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Who needs the real world when you can escape to a world of pure bliss and happiness?

The 5 Kages may have their doubts, but we say bring on the pleasure Cube! Say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where anything is possible. Live your best life however you want, no judgment here!

Join us on InsanityCraft and see for yourself why this reality-defying plan is the ultimate way to play Minecraft. Trust us, once you step into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyPirateServer

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Welcome to our top secret Minecraft server where we take torrenting to a whole new level! Why settle for regular old torrenting when you can do it through i2p anon on our server?

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so secure that even the creepers can’t find us. Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a house out of diamonds in less than 5 minutes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our exclusive community where we laugh in the face of danger and defy all odds. So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Crops Grown:	9572
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VikingVibes: No Pain, Just Gain in Scandinavia!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never suffer again…in Scandinavia! Why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best Viking life?

Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Vtuber Server: NijiEN’s New Male Leak!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns and Yabbs Biggly is the ultimate troll!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and meet the one and only Yabbs Biggly who will make your gaming experience a real fucking problem for you Holochud bitches!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as you navigate through mind-bending obstacles, laugh-out-loud pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6037
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9456	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1