LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	153
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Void Gems Collected:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Googleplex

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1674

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	3441
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

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Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

/vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
/vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
/vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
/vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
/vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8233	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

DarkHavenAU

Updated October 2, 2024

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

Updated October 2, 2024

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

Updated October 2, 2024

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

Updated October 2, 2024

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

Updated October 2, 2024

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

Updated October 2, 2024

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

Updated October 2, 2024

Blocky Googleplex

Updated October 2, 2024

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

Updated October 2, 2024

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

Updated October 2, 2024

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

Updated October 2, 2024

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Villages Defended:	7