DarkHavenAU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

African, Afro-Brazilian, Architecture, Bahia, Brazil, Brazilian, Candomblé, Colorful, cuisine, culture, Diverse, Exploration, heritage, History, Music, Religion, salvador, SalvadorCraft, SPIRITUAL, Traditions, travel, vibrant, Victory, wake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

#gamer, Adventure, Adventures, blocky, Celica, Character, Cheating, Crafty, Digital, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy wife, fantasy world, fictional, Gaming, hotwife, Hotwifes, Marriage, relationship, role playing, RPG, video games, vidya, virtual

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

acceptance, Diversity, empowerment, erection, FTM, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, mental ward, non-binary, Players, queer, Reign, Reverse trans girls, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Superiority, SUPREME, Trans, TransCraft, Transgender, twink

Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

animated films, animated series, Anime, AnimeVsMangaCraft, cartoons, comic books, creeper, Entertainment, entertainment choices, Fandom, graphic novels, hobbies, Japanese culture, Kawaii, leisure activities, Literature, Manga, meets, Otaku, pop culture, Preferences, storytelling, visual media

Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

Awareness, Communication, Community, correct term, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, education, hello, Identity, Inclusivity, Language, Latin American, Latine, Latinx, maketh, Manners, Minecraft, PoliteCraft, politeness, progress, reminder, Respect, social media, terminology, update

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!

#youtube, advice, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, CraftyVtubers, davinci resolve, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, meets, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, Previous thread, privacy tips, question.., Stardom, Startups, tierlist, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, virtual, Vtubers

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual paradise for Vtubers looking to level up their game! 🌟

🤔 Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Join us and our resident Vtubing experts will guide you through the pros and cons of each platform. Spoiler alert: YouTube might not be the best choice if you’re not already a viral sensation! 😂

🎉 Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in the virtual world? We’ve got you covered! Whether you’re building a pixelated rollercoaster or staging a dramatic pixel play, our community is ready to cheer you on! 🎮

💻 Need help picking the perfect video editor to make your clips shine brighter than a diamond block? From DaVinci Resolve to CapCut, we’ve got all the tools you need to make your content pop! And if you’re feeling fancy, why not splurge on Vegas Pro or Premiere? 💰

🤯 Got burning questions about Vtubing that need answers ASAP? Our forum is the place to be! Ask away and get real feedback from our hilarious and helpful community. And if all else fails, just ask again later! 🤣

🌟 But wait, there’s more! We’ve got insider tips on open auditions for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar! 🌟

🔗 So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the craziest Vtubing adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because the only limit here is your imagination! 🚀

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	145

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

achievement, Adrenaline Rush, dream come true, epic moment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fantasy world, Gamer Life, Gaming, Gaming Community, jackpot, legendary drop, LegendaryLootLols, Loot, loot box, LUCK, Minecraft, Rare Item, Server, Thrill, Treasure, video games, virtual reality

😂😂😂 Get ready to have your mind blown on our EPIC Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of getting a LEGENDARY drop that will make all your friends jealous! 🤯🤯🤯

Picture this: you’re mining away, just minding your own business, when suddenly BAM! You stumble upon a chest filled with RARE loot that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. Trust us, the feeling of getting a LEGENDARY drop is like winning the lottery, but better! 💰💰💰

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime! Join our server now and start your quest for EPIC loot that will make you the talk of the town. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft legend in your own right! 😉😉😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat

AI Chatbot General, AI chatbots, AI Models, aicg, API, BotCraft, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, Chat, Chatbots, claude, Development, discussion, Frontends, general, guides, hilarious, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, JBs, Meta, models, Newsgpt-4-turbo, OP templates, prompts, services assessment, tech support, Tools, ULTRA

Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Imagine a world where AI chatbots roam free, engaging in hilarious conversations and helping you build the most epic structures. Our server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, with a special edition called Digital Demon that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with the latest GPT-4 Turbo model, which is so powerful it will make your head spin. And guess what? Claude can now use tools too, so you can expect some crazy shenanigans happening in the virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with chub.ai bots, SillyTavern frontends, and AI chatbot-making guides that will make you a pro in no time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Jailbreaks section for some extra fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2128
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	111
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

>20 years old, 10-20 years ago, 4chan, better, Boring, browsing, Communication, connectivity, cyber, Digital, Fun, homogeneous, information age, innovation, internet, LolCraft, Nothing new, ONLINE, social media, Surfing, Technology, virtual

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Anime, Backlash, Character, comedy, Community, controversy, criticism, discussion, Familiar, fanbase, FANTASY, forum, humor, internet, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, Otaku, roast, shitty, shouta magatsuchi, Shoutas, witch

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

back, Behavior, behaviorism, best behavior, blocky, control, CREEPERS, death, Find, find you, Life, McBlockface, mother nature, Nature, power, Rule The World, Ruling, Sleep, society, Turning, turning back, welcome, world

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ride or Die Craft

Craft, Die, Ride

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

#revelation, Clarity, confusion, CREEPERS, doubt, epiphany, pondering, Questioning, realization, right, Saying, uncertainty, Understanding, Whoa, WhoaCraft

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mines Excavated:	3978
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3