Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Crops Grown: 3653 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 220

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9349 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 253 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Animals Bred: 110
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 324 Towns Built: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 182 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Emeralds Found: 909 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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