Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Not American Here Minecraft SMP

    Not American Here Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

    ¦

    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

    ¦

    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

    ¦

    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    ¦

    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

    ¦

    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4085 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Post Virgins Minecraft Server

    Post Virgins Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate post-virgin paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!

    4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP

    Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old election days? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic election day special you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Wonderful Day Minecraft Server

    Wonderful Day Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of craziness! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the wacky world of exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP

    Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because here, anything goes!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?

    We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Potions Brewed: 168 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Love Minecraft Server

    Blocky Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marrying a Jewish woman in-game and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they throw a virtual fit or will they embrace your new virtual spouse with open virtual arms? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP

    Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through scandals, betrayals, and even celebrity drama.

    Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.

    So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Crops Grown: 5444 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP

    Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the commie party has lost power but refuses to give it up, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

    But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

    ¦

    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

    ¦

    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

    ¦

    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    ¦

    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

    ¦

    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server

    Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a llama in a telenovela! Join us for epic battles between players, crazy treasure hunts for rare items, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the sheep in the world into disco-loving party animals. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself – because on our server, oh yeah, that happened.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

    Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

    Kamala Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

    Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP

    He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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