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Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5764
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	267
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyIsraelStrike

Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-Israel Relations, Iranian military, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, nuclear targets, Officials, oil targets, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, U.S

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Potions Brewed:	176
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mayan Y2K Glitch

2012, Ancient civilization, ancient society, Apocalypse, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, computer bug, culture, Doomsday, End of the World, glitch, History, Mayan, mayans, Mesoamerica, prediction, Problem, Prophecy, Technology, timekeeping, y2k

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mythical Mines

Fantasy Adventure Magic Mythology Quests Creatures Enchanted Legends Ancient Legendary Dungeons Dragons Heroes Enchantment Magical Lore Questing Epic Legendary Adventure Uprising, Prison

MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ScholarMC

Adventure, Community, competitive, Exploration, Fighting, Gaming, Grinding, Ip:, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, ScholarMC, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Version

ScholarMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The ScholarMC ip is play.scholarmc.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Items Found:	7630	Crops Grown:	9902
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5