🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 233
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

    Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

    SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness
    Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Mines Excavated: 1649 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AutoCraft: The Future Server

    AutoCraft: The Future Server
    come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Runes Activated: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ntl-paperMC.net

    ntl-paperMC.net

    Features: – A fresh server with a truly epic world generation! Come join us in making this an even more, one-of-a-kind, epic world! – Semi-Vanilla Survival, Normal Difficulty, Vanilla Spawn Rates, Nerfed Hunger Rates, PVP Toggle – Squaremap: play.ntl-papermc.net:8080 (Primary) – Dynmap – Silkspawners_V2- Grief Prevention & Land Claim (New players can earn up to 100k+ from playtime, buy more from the server cash shop or earn more from rewards!) – New Players Start with 3x /sethomes. – Server-Wide Player Trades. – Multiverse- Resource Worlds – EssentialsX – Server Cash Shop, Vote Reward Shop, earn server money and claimblocks, for playtime alone and more! Featured w/ Vault. – Huge Awesome World Gen and an upcoming server! All With Fast Speeds! – Runs 1.20.1 and supports clients up to at least 1.21.1!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • No Voter Minecraft Server

    No Voter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright insane server you will ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of Minecraft trivia. If you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to voting and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 616
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ores Mined: 8526 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Runes Activated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 66 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 488
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2102
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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