Minecraft SMP – /lolm/ – Land of Laughs and Mobs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn, you’ll be part of a community that’s known for pulling off the most insane stunts in Minecraft history. Want to see a group of players ride pigs off a cliff while wearing pumpkin heads? You’ll find it here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our WoWg community for NA and let the madness begin. Just click on the link below and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)! Let’s get ready to rumble in the world of Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	4141
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BrotherlyCraft: The Crap Confrontation

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be kicked out for no reason? Join our server and never worry about being asked to leave a virtual living room again! Our server is so massive, you can lay on a virtual couch without anyone bothering you. Plus, we have a special “annoying brother” protection policy in place, so you can game in peace. Join now and never question your thought process again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SelfCareCraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP and level up your self-care game! Our server is like a virtual spa day for your soul, where you can mine diamonds while practicing mindfulness and relaxation techniques. Need to destress after a long day of creeper explosions? Our community of players will serenade you with soothing lullabies as you build your dream castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who give the best virtual hugs in the game. So come join us and let your self-care journey begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TearsOfJoyMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).

Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3223
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	186532
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCreeperClash

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be part of epic battles and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between Hezbollah and Iran against Israel! like, imagine building your own base and fighting off enemies with crazy weapons and armor. plus, there’s like secret missions and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now before it’s too late! come be a part of the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

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WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
No Towny	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom crafting recipes	and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
Strict rules	against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Server Information

Game Version: JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement: 14+
Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

clean design, creative design., design, design elements, design inspiration, design trends, digital design, Fanatic, Graphic design, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern design, responsive design, rounded edges, sleek design, smp, ui design, user experience, user-friendly design, visual appeal, web, web design, web development, website aesthetics, website layout

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Emeralds Found:	7031
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftySocialCraft

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Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

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Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ores Mined:	5935	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9484
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6