Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Emeralds Found:	9493

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	286	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crops Grown:	2287

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7760

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!