Dad vs GF Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4361
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4832
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PeyyMC

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A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2087	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	904674	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	859821	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.