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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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