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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Enchantments Applied: 232
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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