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Evil Villain Minecraft Server

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Evil, History, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, Nefarious, Server, Sinister, video game, Villain, Wicked

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3139	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	9616
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	2881
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Animals Bred:	108	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2261
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

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Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magic Items Found:	8894	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5925	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	830	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1