Season 1
Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?
Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos. We have a joint account system where 95% of your in-game earnings go into a shared pot, while the remaining 5% is split evenly between you and your virtual spouse. Use the shared funds for necessities like building materials and food, and the fun money for, well, fun stuff like diamond swords and enchanted armor!
But wait, there’s more! Just like in real life, you’ll have to renew your virtual car registration every year. Forget to do it on time and you might get pulled over by a virtual cop and fined in-game! Will you pay for the registration on time, or risk getting a ticket and losing precious in-game currency?
And here’s the kicker – if you fail to renew your registration on time, you’ll have to use your hard-earned fun money to pay the fine! That’s right, no free passes here. Learn the consequences of your actions in a hilarious and entertaining way.
So come join our server and experience the thrill of managing your virtual finances while navigating the ups and downs of virtual married life. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Server Qualities | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla Experience | 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions |
| Server Type | PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins |
| PvP | Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft |
| Player Limit | Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community |
A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9
A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?
Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4780 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!
Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our server is filled with neighbors from heaven who will do anything to win a place in your heart. From baking you virtual cookies to building you a virtual castle, these neighbors are the real deal.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of having neighbors who actually make your life better, not worse. Plus, who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among them. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9787 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Modpack | Custom-made modpack by server owner |
|---|---|
| Player Count | Currently 10 players, looking for more |
| Updates | Regular updates to fix bugs and add new features |
| Community | Friendly and non-toxic environment |
| Events | Regularly hosted events for players |
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Y4q5CS3nwt for more information on how to join.
A: The modpack is available on Modrinth for public download.
A: We encourage players to respect each other and maintain a friendly environment. Griefing and toxicity are not tolerated.
A: Chunk resets in unclaimed areas are done regularly to prevent excessive mining and building, while allowing players to keep their own progress intact.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?
So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 246 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.
But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Looking for a place to crash rent-free like the 35-year-old son in the story above? Look no further! Our server offers cozy accommodations in the form of virtual homes, where you can sleep soundly without worrying about pesky rent payments.
But beware, just like in the real world, conflicts can arise. Will you be the one asking your fellow players to store their virtual bikes in designated storage units, or will you be the rebel leaving empty beer cans all over the place? The choice is yours!
Join us now for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few pink velvet barstools along the way. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and meet players with names like “Grain” that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pronunciation. But don’t worry, we won’t let you ruin anyone’s self-esteem like some people do in real life!
Come for the crazy name stories, stay for the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that only happen on our server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about Irish culture along the way (but probably not, let’s be real).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, we promise)!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
