Season 1
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| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?
Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 250 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8471 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).
So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.
And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!
So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Server Name | Simply Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Overview | Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
| Online Since | 2019 |
| Discord Community | Strong and active |
| Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
| Server IP | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Website | Visit our website |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.
Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.
But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!
Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?
Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
