Season 1
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| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!
From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t judge you for being young and broke. Who needs expensive bouquets when you can have pixelated flowers for free? So come on over and let’s have a blast together – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be throwing away is your worries!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 390054 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and immerse yourself in someone else’s. With a community full of cheaters, hypocrites, and toxic behavior, you’ll never have a dull moment.
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships filled with lies, coercion, and emotional abuse. Will you choose to support the cheaters or stand up for what’s right? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness epic showdowns between family members, where morals clash and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Join our server to find out!
So grab your pickaxe, build your base, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else in the gaming world.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4771 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.
So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6417 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!
So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| 18+ community | We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server. |
| Chest locking plugin | Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access. |
| Invisible item frames | Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them. |
| Player and mob heads | Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies. |
| Deathchest | A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items. |
| Vein-miner | Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break. |
| /home | Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime. |
| Shops with custom economy | Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system. |
| NO-GRIEF | We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment. |
| Server uptime | Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay. |
| Custom armor stand | Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment. |
| Mini-blocks | Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs. |
To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].
Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.
Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.
You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.
No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 77 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?
Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
