Season 1
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!
Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 384 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.
So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.
So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).
Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.
Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.
So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 93 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.
Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!
So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
