Season 1
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| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?
Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 474 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?
So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.
imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.
Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!
So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?
JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
