Season 1
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| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 398 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6190 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1099 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5529 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1161 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
