Season 1
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1041 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.
Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
