Cube SMP Season 1 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6870	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	777021
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	New Chunks Explored:	272564
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	7505
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1875
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2832	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Magic Items Found:	4062
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	185
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6315
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	8737	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5766	Emeralds Found:	702
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ores Mined:	5788
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Potions Brewed:	94	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1828
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	77
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2